Women In Stock Photos Who Are Inexplicably Naked

1. Wearing a Jack-O-Lantern

Do you think this started out as a spooky shoot that was slowly turning sexy, or a sexy shoot that was slowly turning insane?

2. Eating an Apple

Here, use this fork and knife the way no one eats apples.

 

 

 

 

 

3. The Saddest Birthday in the World

"What am I doing? Oh, just my usual birthday party for one."

 

 

 

4. Holding a Model Airplane

"I don't know something about this isn't working. Hey, why don't you try blowing on the propeller. Yeah… now it's sexy."

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Driving a Car While Talking on a Phone

This is a photo of a naked, pensive looking woman driving a car, and somehow the phone is the weirdest thing about it.

 

 

 

6. Standing in the Snow Hugging a Dead Chicken

"Well, ladies, we've had a great shoot, but whaddya say we make some ART. Keep the chickens, lose the clothes."

 

 

 

7. In a Bathtub Full of Milk and Coffee Beans

The human latte.

 

 

 

 

 

8. Drinking a Cup of Coffee in the Most Unrealistic Way Possible

Hey, remember that take we did with the apple girl? Can you drink this coffee in a crazier way?

 

 

 

 

 

9. Standing Behind of a Bushel of Corn, Staring into Your Soul

What young boy DOESN'T fantasize about naked women bringing him corn. Corn is delicious.

 

 

 

 

 

10. Clutching a Dead Fish

Strange how one fish can turn a picture from perfectly normal to totally weird.